Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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