The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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