I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You coming home soon, man?
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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