That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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