Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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