It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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