Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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