Fuck appropriateness.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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