He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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