wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
home. puking in laundry basket.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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