I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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