Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.