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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water

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• (585): View more from New York

  there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad

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