When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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