Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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