when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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