Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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