That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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