Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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