OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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