it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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