Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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