it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Acid is not a monday night drug
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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