I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
