i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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