Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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