After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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