no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just want nice things and good sex
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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