were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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