What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
