Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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