We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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