I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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