I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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