you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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