Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?