No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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