I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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