let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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