I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
should my penis look like a turkey
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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