There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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