what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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