the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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