after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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