just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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