im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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