8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
