And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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