i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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