God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he thought i was a dude.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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