This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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