Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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