i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if only i could text you this smell
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Everyone says I win the strip club
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I am available for nakedness
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Pooping to opera.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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