I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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