he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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