So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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